nourishment at home

Today, the great carpet of market promise was ripped from under my Monday feet: Giant Eagle was completely sold out of Grape Nuts Trail Mix Crunch. The thing about GNTMC is that it’s part of my circle, my family, like the good cousin that, while distant, everyone talks about at family functions because she’s the only one with a paying job and hasn’t been to jail yet. Anyway, I bore my girlfriend endlessly with my daily rating of the precise deliciousness of GNTMC, and normally I would go on further about my devastating discovery today, but there is something shimmering behind that empty shelf black cloud. I was able to get this:


Sarah, your phone should be ringing soon.